why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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My jeans

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Anti Joke

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