Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Anti Joke

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