- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Ain't idn't a word.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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