- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Jesus Christ

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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