What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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