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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

bite me

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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