- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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