"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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