- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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