- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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