- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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