- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

My jeans

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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