- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What's better than a stick? A stone

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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