- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

The american education system.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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