if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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