Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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