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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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