- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

civil rights

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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