Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Shltskc gw? G

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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