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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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