- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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