- Anti Joke

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.