- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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