there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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