what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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