- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gay rights.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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