1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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