Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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