why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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