My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Anti Joke

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