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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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