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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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