Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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the WNBA.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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