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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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