- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A van drives into a car.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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