A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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