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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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