- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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