What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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