A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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