What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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