why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What's the new green? Green

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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