Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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