what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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