- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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