- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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