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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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