What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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