- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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