- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Cripples are lame.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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