Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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