- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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