What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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