- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Death by kayak

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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