- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

The american education system.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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