- Anti Joke

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.