What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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