So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Women's Rights

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Go away still nothing to see

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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