- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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