- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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