A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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