What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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