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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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