- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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