- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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