- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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