- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

outside your comfort zone

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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