What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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